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If you hold allodial title on land, you are the "owner" and property taxes do not apply.

How the fuck you get allodial title, that's what I would like to know.

"Most property ownership in common law jurisdictions is fee simple. In the United States, the land is subject to eminent domain by federal, state and local government, and subject to the imposition of taxes by state and/or local governments, and there is thus no true allodial land."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allodial_title

(yes, I know it's wiki, bite me.)