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>Rhetorical: So, is the genie too far out of the bottle in regards to cell phone use?
Uhm, how do I say this, yes and no.
The cat is out of the bag and the FCC just admitted they fucked up yesterday…
But solutions exist
Does being recognized as your biological sex upset you so badly you had to post this again?
Deformed angus
>>14350548 Who are the "fact checkers"?
notable
Shills reduced to namefagging already?
The day is still young!
>>14350648 Afghanistan’s Mineral Resources Are a Lost Opportunity and a Threat
Rev up those war machines!
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Holy fuck these are good
Look, here's the deal,
I heard hilldawg was suckin' on osama bin ladins dick cause obama is a terrorist and he was threatening to out her haitian village theft but epstein got in the way and told soros if he didn't unleash antifa on good americans he would release the videos he was storing behind bill clinton in a blue dress but its okay cause netanyahu told xi and putin he would let them give him the DP if they would help take down america before god casts out all the descendants of israel for all they have done but itrs okay cause the whirled profit has risen dramatically on the backs of worthless birth certificates secretly traded on a black market that uses organs for currency and the reptilians help them transfer the organs with their hypersonic spaceships that the government stole from them and fly around all day to monitor you for talking shit on their administration and its okay because bill gates is going to cure all the gay black people of their aids and greenpeace anti-whaling ships are going to hit an iceburg like the titanic that didn't really hit an iceburg but the japanese dolphin fishers will probably attack them alongside the ayatollah and a coalition of saudi princes backing skull and bones yale graduates who stole geronimos skull that has secret powers that were installed egregorically by the members of the secret society that runs america and the other secret societies from the non-secret location called bohemian groves where who knows what happens but i bet the same shit happens on epstein island and all sorts of rich and elitist locations where they are feasting on beating hearts and human eyeballs eating brains like cabacaba with elderly holocaust victims from the former soviet union who need their jew stuff more than ever but it's okay cause a gulag is just around the corner but it is called a fema camp and martial law was already practiced with jade helm and its okay the mockingbird covered it up with all the scientists from paperclip or whatever they did to bring all the nazis to america after we fucked up hitler and blamed him for murdering jews which are actually aliens from outerspace but hitler took their secret base in antartica which used to be the garden of eden but pole shifts happen and stuff has changed alot since pangea or the week god created everything including the devil which has convinced you he doesnt exist or has some level of sovereignty seperate from the creator which is a turtle and you are upon its back worshipping a cthulu dressed as a white jesus with a mohawk and tattoes playing a rock concert at a megachurch for a charity that builds cattle farms in the amazon to feed hungry chinese people that eat dogs but that is okay cause lewis and clarke ate horses and some cultures in indonesia or some shit eat people but it isnt for me and that is nothing compared to the rothschild trafficking network that specializes in gingers, mermaids and hobbits that have been systematically traumatized and programmed by mkultra at pine lake to operate the hollywood energy battery that fuels the engine of trafficking that is the foundation of the black market which is interconnected with the legal market which means you can't hurt one without the other because the war on drugs is a war on the american economy which is in more jeopardy than ever because of for-profit universities and social studies degrees that give no skills that create value and basically encourage you to fuck everyone you think is cute and have abortions so your kids dont grow up like living in a low income housing unit that looks like a racial jungle to joe biden but if you dial 666 you can contact the devil and get a credit card and rack up a bunch of invisible debt that has no mechanism for enforcement because debt prisons dont exist and donald trump likes bankruptcy and porn stars and grabbin pussy but thats okay he has a bible in his hands like billy graham and joel osteen and all the other prophets of modern america and the christian army that will evangelize the savage third world with missions that provide english training, counting skills and instill consumer confidence in allowing foreign companies to pay rock bottom prices to their dictators for the resources on their land but thats okay cause imminent domain is the law of america and that is final.
But you don’t stop talking do ya like uh fuck it ill just cook the side for a while. Doughnuts. You know what’s funny? i’m cooking my brain talking about nothing. I’m just walking around like “Yeah I just got a cheeseburger!”. Ah fuck all you people you know what you fucking losers I hope you all fuckin die and I hope the fuckin Eagles never win the super bowl go fuck yourself, fuck all of you motherfuckers and fuck the fires. Fuck all of ya, fuck the god damn fuckin losers booing Dom Irerra, suck a dick, all of ya. Suck a fuckin dick. How’s that! No, i’m segwaying into my next joke. You can all lick my fucking red nuts, all of ya. You can line up in ya Harold Carmichael fuckin jerseys and one at a time you can all suck my dick. City of brotherly love ya bunch a fucking cocks. Fuckin god damn losers 52 fucking hours into a show, what the fuck am I gonna do at this point? You people are a god damn acid. Fuckin being up here talking about Hitler that ain’t gonna work. What do you want me to talk about? Throw out some topics, let’s talk about Heart disease something you’re all gonna fucking die of and i’m gonna laugh at your fuckin funerals. It’s gonna be great. Your all gonna get fuckin cancer which is fantastic cus all your fucking heads are shaved anyways. No one’s even gonna notice. You’re gonna get fired for coming to work late. They’re not gonna notice that you have fuckin bone marrow cancer. The only things gonna give it away is me laughing at you in the fuckin background you fuckin bunch of fuckin losers with ya fuckin cell phone pictures, fuckin suck a dick. Fuckin assholes. 11 more minutes of this. I hope you all get in ya Ford Focus’s and fuckin drive off the side of that faggot ass Ben Franklin bridge, you fuckin one-bridge-having piece of shit city that no one gives a fuck about. The terrorists will never bomb you people cus you’re fuckin worthless and no one cares about you. You are this high above New Orleans, no one gives a shit. (Fema) will never show up to you fuckin assholes. I hope your mother has herpes in the centre of her asshole, and you go home tonight you lick it, you get it on your tongue and some other horrific shit happens that involves cancer, to all of you! 11 minutes left. 11 minutes. I hope somebody takes a fuckin beer stein and just slaps you on the back of your zit infested fuckin shoulders and your awful man-tit tank tops. I hope that happens to ya. I hope the glass fuckin dips into ya fuckin shoulder blade. And then I see ya afterwards “Hey how’s it goin! Enjoy the fuckin show? That’s great.” And then grab you by the fuckin hair but you don’t have any. Did it really have to come to this people? Did it really have to come to it? I really hope all of you run into all those black people that you love so much here in Camden, I really hope that happens. I hope there’s a line of all you guys getting fuckin car jacked and they take out their big black dicks and they just shove it right in ya fuckin mouths each and every one of you. And somehow they just keep repeatingly cumming right in your fuckin eyeballs. Until it builds up so much that your eyes they fuckin crust over. You can’t see shit. And somehow there’s another dick in there for you to suck. 10 minutes left. Look at you. This is what you want? “IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT. IF YOU FUCKING”. Bunch of fuckin losers. Fuckin Rocky is ya hero. The whole pride of your city is built around a fuckin guy who doesn’t even exist. You got fuckin Joe Frazier is from there but he’s black so you can’t fuckin deal with them, so you make a fucking statue for some 3 foot fuckin Italian you stupid Phili cheese-eatin fuckin jackasses. I hope that cheese melts your fuckin faces off. All of you collectively suck a fucking dick. A fuckin booby. 9 hours into a fuckin show. Look at you with ya fuckin Donovan McNabb shirt I hope he snaps both his fuckin ankles in the first god damn day. I hope you ((go old at fuckin 16)?) I SAID SUCK A DICK! Eight minutes left. Eight fuckin minutes left. The Flyers do they even fuckin exist anymore? Bunch of god damn pansies. Haven’t won shit since fuckin Gerald Ford was in office. Why don’t you just have the fuckin Ice Capades down there you assholes you probably wouldn’t even notice the difference. That fuckin pussy teams, remember they had that whole season where they won the slacks? You bunch of faggots. What else, what else, they tax your mothers. Its eight minutes i’m doing it all. I’m fuckin standing here. Look I broke the mic-stand. I got a little fuckin cane now. I’m gonna be the little observational comedian up here. What’s that sir? What do you have to say sir? Never passed the fuckin eighth grade, what brilliant shit are you gonna fuckin tell me huh? Go back to the dock and go unload some shit you fuckin warehouse working weed smoking fuckin disappointment for your mother.
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7 MINUTES LEFT. 7 motherfuckin minutes left! And i’m doing ALL fuckin 7. You fuckin assholes. Fuckin standing backstage for 3 hours to get booed by this GED fuckin stupid ass piece of shit fuckin crowd. Bunch of fuckin losers, I hope your fucking radios fall on your head tomorrow. The fuckin antenna goes through ya fuckin ears. Fall onto one of those piece of shit buildings. Fuck all of you and fuck the liberty bell and shove it up Ben Franklin’s ass. What do you think about that? All of you motherfuckers I hope that bridge collapses onto your pathetic lives, go fuck yourselves. 6 minutes left and I WILL be selling my CD after this shit you motherfuckers. And the only way you get one is if I throw it at ya fuckin stupid heads, you bunch of racist fuckin morons. Look at this, what are you taking a picture of ((Eron)?), huh? This is the most, I’m saying all this shit I’ve wanted to say for 14 minutes. This right here is the theme of my set. A broken mic-stand. 3 motherfuckin minutes left. 3 fuckin minutes left. What’s left? The Phillis, the faggot ass team named after a female horse, you bunch of pussies. You won one fuckin world series since 1880’s, suck a dick. Bring Todd Mcgraw back from the dead you fuckin jackasses maybe you’ll win another one. It ain’t ever happenin. It ain’t ever fuckin happenin. With your red candy stripe faggot fuckin uniforms. Your team should be selling cotton candy in the fuckin instructional leagues. You have a soccer team. That’s all I got left. I aint got a fuckin ping pong team, some other shit ass fuckin team that’s never gonna win a championship. Guys haven’t won a Super bowl since they had face masks. You fuckin jackass. Roman Gabriel running around a fuckin ((lended)?) helmet. Ah suck a dick. What is he your dad or something you don’t know who the fuck he is. Ironed my fuckin shirt for this shit. Went to the Banana Republic picked a $20 shirt off the rack. Totally fucking ridiculous getting booed by people sitting in the fucking grass. God damn lawn seats. It’s fun isn’t it? It’s great, I’m actually getting, I’m actually getting fuckin payed right now people. I’m getting payed to shit all over you guys and ya stupid fucking rock t-shirts of bands no one gives a fuck about. 4 minutes left. You with ya Rush fuckin t-shirts. I beat the shit out of my girlfriend. It felt great. It really felt great. I wanna thank you guys for having me. You guys were phenomenal, each and ev-OH NO IVE GOT 4 MINUTES LEFT. I got 4 fuckin minutes left to fuckin talk about you cunts.
That’s not bad, that’s not bad, 12 minute rant and that’s the first time I said cunt. That’s a fuckin record. I’m gonna finish my set by taking this mic stand base like a fucking disc. I hope I hit a baby in the fuckin head. The one fuckin kid who would actually go to ((Champlain)?) college in this fuckin crowd. What’s that sir? Dave Chappelle, yes he’s not here, I wish I was on his fuckin tour right now, maybe I wouldn’t have a bunch of cunts not fuckin paying attention 4 hours into a god damn show-3 FUCKIN MINUTES LEFT. 3 minutes left in this motherfuckin tirade. What’s that? Sir why are you screaming you’re in the front row you dumb fuck. “UGHUGHUGHUGHG”, God I hope this whole crowd, I hope just hope mass AIDS full blown like fuckin you get weak as you walk to your fuckin cars. You just pass out and then just find you next to your ’83 fuckin Monte Carlo gravel embedded in the side of ya fuckin bold ass fuckin heads. Yes? What about what? What about not fuckin interrupting me you jackass play a fuckin record son of a bitch. I’m fuckin tryin to deal with this bullshit. Jesus Christ the god damn people on this show are giving me shit. So anyways, back to the jokes. I got a computer recently people! Fuckin motherfuckers. I’m putting it, 2 minutes left! The last 2 minutes is gonna be my rider for the rest of this fuckin tour. I go on first, I do 3 minutes, that’s it, I come on here with a fuckin gun, right? That’s what I do. Come on here with a fuckin gun. Hollow tip bullets and I just start fuckin shooting people, okay? Everybody’s chained to their fuckin chairs. I just blow all ya fuckin brains out, like, just, just one after another, just fucking one, two to the back of the head. Never ending. Coming out like a fuckin Mexican with those two fuckin crosses of bullets, I just blow all ya fuckin brains out. I would really enjoy blowing everybody’s brains out. Just fuckin, just, just, the next thing somebody mopping up the 3 pounds of fuckin brains that are actually in this god damn crowd. OOOO-NE MINUTE LEFT IN THE PERIOD! Aight, listen. This doesn’t change anything this set I still fuckin hate you people. I hate this fuckin city. Hate the way you eat, your little shitty ass fuckin subway. And uh why don’t you fuckin build something for Joe Frazier and get that fuckin idiot. You guys all gonna go see Rocky 19 “OH DUDE I THINK HE CAN WIN”. Aight listen I’m out of time, you guys, you guys right here man thank you very much, all of you go fuck yourselves in your own assholes. Have a good night.
You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you.
Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world.
You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in. But than again, you are so incredibly abominable that you would probably be able to surpass the worst conceivable failure a living being could possibly make. You are so incredibly pathetic that you are honestly not worth any more of my words nor my time. Just remember that I will forever detest you for your failure and everything you stand for, and no matter what happens, I will never ever forgive you.
I sexually Identify as a Gabe Newell. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling my wallet by dropping Steam Sales onto 12 000 games at once. People say to me that a person being a Newell is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I have 10 computers worth over 10k each in order to drop new Steam Sales every few days. From now on I want you guys to call me "Gabe" and respect my right to get rich fast and discount needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a profitophobe and need to check your wallet. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Should add a blue checkmark and UN logo to the sleeve cuff. Maybe a cyber polygon
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