Kek
That's what the shills will get.
Complicit in treason and sedition.
I'd use a cheap Chinese nylon rope.
Cabalists Ded
That is because you can't pull your stunted imagination out of your own mundane 10 mile view normality.
Have you ever heard of a Bidet? Ever used one? A Frenchman would consider you disgusting for not washing your ass after you take a shit. Do you just assume the world has had rolls of fucking Downy growing on trees since we all crawled out of the primordial slime?
Fucking small-thinking like this is how you get 6 Billion humans hiding in their house from a 99.97% survivable virus.