Faggots! Since we are called conthpiwathy theowithth here is mine:

I believe the "Taleban" are young Saudis sent by MbS with the agreement of Trump. Trump is calling in a favour for saving Mohd. bin Salman's life from the Las Vegas massacre where MbS was the target. In the Gulf trust is everything. I know, I lived with Arabs and like them a lot.

Good theory? The whole bodies falling off planes smells off to me.