Tell me you missed me, shills.

ADS-b outage planefags?

Anon's app not showing any aircraft, anywhere.

Heart Wrenching Plea

My name is Jake LeGriftaire, I am a patriotic US civilian stuck in a Kabul airport phone booth (yes they do, look it up) surrounded by ranting militants chanting "Trump Won" and "Fuck pedo Joe"

I am honestly at my wits end, the Talibs have been shooting peoples balls claiming they were clowns and sexual assaulted a emotional support dog.

It's bad.

I am asking all United States and world patriots to send as much fiat as possible to get us out of this social media emergency Sell shit on ebay if necessary to help us trapped innocents abroad.

Send to my paypal and write Bribe for corrupt officials only" to it can't be fucked with. Boy we can't wait to get you money and fly home* to eat some good natural American home cooked hot dogs! JamesLeGrifter@PaytriotDistress dot com

*to muh domicile for tax purposes, Monaco.