The only interesting point, beside "take the V", was: "…you'll be the first to know!"
What am I missing?
Prayer sent!
No, the "you'll be the first to know" comment was a telltale! …but what? If you take it… and it doesn't work… "you'll be the first to know" …cause you'll be screwed royally, or, dead? Or, there's a vax that DOES work? …but that's just Russian roulette! I think there's more important meaning to the comment beside a humorous remark.