Anonymous ID: 382a67 Aug. 22, 2021, 8:52 p.m. No.14433037   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

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Does anyone believe if COVID had hit when Biden was president, he'd have some miraculous plan? Give me a break! Joe would FAIL at managing a McDonald's.

Anonymous ID: 382a67 Aug. 22, 2021, 9:30 p.m. No.14433282   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>3291 >>3304 >>3313

fake and ghey

 

hhttps://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2021/09/twenty-years-gone-911-bobby-mcilvaine/619490/

CULTURE

WHAT BOBBY MCILVAINE LEFT BEHIND

Grief, conspiracy theories, and one familyโ€™s search for meaning in the two decades since 9/11

 

By Jennifer Senior

SEPTEMBER 2021 ISSUE

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This article was published online on August 9, 2021.

Anonymous ID: 382a67 Aug. 22, 2021, 10:07 p.m. No.14433501   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>3519

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i never realized how creepy sour patch kids are as a candy/food.

"we are made with natural colors"

but please note the black "kids" on packaging

and Sour Patch Kids Go-Gurt gross they do this

 

http://junkbanter.com/sour-patch-kids-go-gurt/

JUNK FOOD REVIEWS

REVIEW: Sour Patch Kids Go-Gurt

BY JUNK MALE ยท FEBRUARY 7, 2018

 

 

Give me 100 hours. Give me 100 attempts. Give me 100 phone-a-friends.

 

I would never, ever be able to conceive a more โ€œFrankensteinโ€ product than this right here.

ust when you werenโ€™t sure if Go-Gurt even existed anymore, this new Sour Patch Kids Go-Gurt is here to let you know the brand is alive, well, and somehow weirder than ever before.

 

I never really understood Go-Gurtโ€™s place in society. Many people already struggle to enjoy yogurt when they can sit down and eat it properly with a spoon. Iโ€™m not sure that putting it in a tube really improves portability, convenience, or cool factorโ€ฆ

 

It just forces you to squeeze it down the back of your throat like a GD porn star.

Nevertheless, Sour Patch Kids Go-Gurt exists, and I have little choice but to take it down like a champ.

 

Sour Patch Kids Go-Gurt has two flavors in one box: Blue Raspberry, and โ€œRedberry.โ€

Nevertheless, Sour Patch Kids Go-Gurt exists, and I have little choice but to take it down like a champ.

 

Sour Patch Kids Go-Gurt has two flavors in one box: Blue Raspberry, and โ€œRedberry.โ€

My Jenna Jameson Impersonation Rating: 6 out of 10

How Much I Hate Myself Right Now Rating: 9 out of 10

Overall Rating: 8.5 out of 10

Dammit, I like the red tube-gunk too, just not as much.

 

The sour, surprisingly satisfying as it may be, is the only thing separating Redberry Sour Patch Kids Go-Gurt from the litany of cherry, black cherry, strawberry, raspberry, and mixed berry yogurts flooding store shelves. The novelty of the blue raspberry flavor is what makes it the more desirable of the two, as this feels a little too familiar for me to blow my Go-Gurt over.

 

Itโ€™s still quite successful as a Sour Patch flavor, however. The strength of both is how well they infused a sour-candy flavor into yogurt without making people think their Go-Gurts were spoiled. Itโ€™s a fine line, and Yoplait walked it well.

 

Vagueness of โ€œRedberryโ€ Rating: 10 out of 10

How Many Semens Jokes Are Too Many For A Food Review Rating: 1 out of 10

Overall Rating: 7.5 out of 10

 

I still donโ€™t understand tubed yogurt, but I definitely understand now why Sour Patch Kids yogurt exists.

 

Now if youโ€™ll excuse me, I need to go take a shower and wash this shame off my face.

 

โ€ฆthereโ€™s Go-Gurt in my nose.