Man on noticed she has a wedding ring on. Someone needs to find out who married that thing. He needs our help.
He probably sleeps on the couch in the basement behind a locked door as to not get his man parts hacked off
Would need special forces for that one. A pastor or priest to perform an exorcism, as well
Agreed. Can confirm there is no communicating with someone that cray cray. She will need aliens or Jesus coming back to shake her out of that coma she is in.