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>Mudder's milk
This fire needs more Ying Yang Twins
The cycles of life anon
Damn Sheryl Crow kinda turning me on there
The nights were mainly made for saying things you can't say tomorrow day.
Like a monk my ass! kek
Power Hour is a game where you listen to music that changes at short intervals. You take a shot of beer when the songs switch
I'll have you know that beer pong and power hour were a staple of my alcohol years. I've never played Kang's Cup kek
That's called the Hour of Death anon KEK
Good lord I'm lucky I never played that game I'd probably be dead kek beer pong with Four Loko was dangerous enough
As a young man I was quite a stupid fuck kek two things I did worse: shots of vodka chased with milk, and kahlua in cola. That last one almost gave me a heart attack
Or Baileys. Speaking of liquor and caffeine, vodka redbulls were a pastime for while. Would buy several bottles (or boxes) of red wine. Smoke cigarettes. Watch Black Books.
FUG :DDDD yes KEK so do I. Can't a man talk to another man anonymously over the internet and not have it lead to homoerotic sex?
All the other times led to the "bathhouse" right?
If only more mo's thought like you. Self worth is underrated. Self importance is overstated
Hey fess up, can you read my mind or something? I almost posted that last bread
All my edges are getting smoothed out. I feel like I just got back from a vacation in Hell kek you know I can't stay away. Won't. I don't stop. No matter what.
Try using the internet
I'm a big black man AMA. Yes, I can legally say nigger
>the Cosby approach.
Hard to say. There's pudding, but 100% less drugs and date rape
I am a dark columbian HUMAN BEAN
>I'm his white momma.
DON'T MAKE ME BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YO ASS
I take having a child with someone (preferably a woman) to be a very serious thing. Otherwise I would have more than one right now. You make a baby with me (even though you can't because you're a man) you better expect me there for the rest of your life
WHAT DID YOU SAY CRACKA JACK
Vanilla is the finest of the flavors. What's more extreme than a tsundere? Kuudere? Yandere? Moe moe kyun?
A yandere is fine too. What's your greatest fear?
Guess you lucked out then, you got a stalker for life. We got this far you know
Hey fag, respect the BN
Why is my brother named Soaring Eagle? The Chief replies, "When your brother was born the first thing I did was take him outside, and saw a eagle soaring through the air." The boy then asks, "Why is my sister named Sitting Bull?" The boys father says, "When your sister was born I brought her outside and the first thing I saw was A bull sit down in the field.
Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?
>all I needed was my dank anime reactions and witty retorts.
It was more than that. It was a lot more than that.
>So I'm almost certain you could keep up.
Well you know what they say about the bruthas…
*are kangz
This kang doesn't wear a crown though. He just want to spend some long overdue time with his Queen Bee. You wouldn't know her as you are a homo sex man posting with anime avatars, but she is more than words to me
She's never far. In fact if I close my eyes I can see her right now FUCK I JUST REALIZED I MISSED 11:11 AGAIN
That's deep anon. You're definitely hitting bottom there. That's a poison mentality that's haunted me my whole life, navel gazing
>only lifted by the understanding that you are admired by another.
Only one person's admiration has continuously lifted me to greater heights. Pushed me beyond my limits. Pull me from the darkness. I hope she feels the same about my insane devotion bordering on stalking.
How many minutes?
She knows. We're in a pseudo competition to see who can stalk the other the most. So far she's winning
>But what does a warrior fight for?
But in all seriousness it depends on the fighter or warrior. Some people are just driven to fight. Will. Socrates (I think) talked about that. That will can't be taught
>I literally was.
Ebony and ivory, go together in perfect harmony
I just had to measure. 5'8? 5'9 but more than likely 5'8. Yes, it's true kek
That's a good question. On a good day? 7.5 inches. I'd say a solid 7 otherwise. Recently it got the biggest it ever had, so it's kinda up in the air.
Okay but I expect at least 10+ times to go at it. So bring some electrolytes
Good night anon! May your dreams be very gay
Godspeed anon. You might leave now but I always feel you with me