All eyes be on the United States Secretary of State, Eyes be Blinken's presser. 5 minute countdown.
Eye be Blinken's presser has been rescheduled again. It was to be at 5:57 pm Easter. Rescheduled for 6:34 pm. Now rescheduled for 7:03 pm. Word has it that Blinken is throwing a fit, saying you mother &^$#ers ain't pinning this on me. Get Cameltoe to do it. Biden is sound asleep.
Can't imagine a single leader of any country in the world who wouldn't laugh out loud if this Blinking person came to see them.
I just heard another saying chinga, and now this guy says: chig. Isn't the Spanish word for fuck?