trimming nose hair is probably the worst part of being over 30

>>14505031

i got that on the outside of the lobe now, but you can still hit that with a straight razor

once it comes from the inside, yeah, thatll suck

>>14505065

so far

worst thing so far

>>14505264

oh yeah i member that shit

THATCHED ROOF COTTAGEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

THATCHED ROOF COTTAGEEEEEESSSSSSSS

>>14505296

kek

>>14505322

dont be so indigenous

>>14505337

what hump?

>>14505343

he vould have an enormous schvanschtooker

…that goes without saying

>>14505350

werewolf!

werewolf?

THERE

what?

THERE…WOLF

THERE…CASTLE

why are you talking that way?

i thought you wanted to?

no, i dont want to

suit yourself, im easy

>>14505372

doctor, you ver having a nachtmare

>>14505386

behind…ze bookcase

>>14505398

taffeta darling

taffeta sweetheart

>>14505422

ELEVATE ME

…here? right now?

yes yes raise the platform!

oh! ze platform, yes

>>14505442

yeah, gorgeous af

>>14505449

kek

>>14505466

you sound nice