My life is too easy
I need a force of fake news propaganda
A vaccine that is killing countless people by the day
A viral outbreak killing even more
Any hope of a middle-class taken from me
Heavily armed enemies
Compromised military to fly them in in droves
and American dynasties like Coke to have a personal vendetta against me.
There, no I'd say the odds are evened up a bit.
BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKERS!!!