Well since images are still not working:

Memefag will work for keks

Experienced memefag currently looking for work.

I can fuck things up as part of a team, or on my own initiative.

Willing to work unsociable hours i.e.9am start (If I have to).

Experienced in fonts, gradients, layers and zombomeme.

Will work for Keks, Dank's, or Noices.

For point of reference for new employer:

3 Keks = 1 Dank

2 Dank's = 1 Noice

It's what I was being paid previously and I expect to be tupe'd.

Call for portfolio; or to offer job.

>Imagine super cool dank meme where image should be.

>>14531077

>Story of my life.

Dubs confirm;

If it wasn't for bad luck, I would have no luck at all.

>>14531134

No anon; Free beer will still be coming.

Coming tomorrow IIRC.

>>14531170

>Play people not the house ie: poker,

I do this anon.

The actual people still take my money.

Sometimes as much as a whole $10 over a 6 month period.

Kek.

>>14531180

Ty anon.

I figure if I can get a job with enough Keks, I could prolly survive the winter.

>>14531198

>Zombie apocalypse is coming….

Finally!

>>14531206

>Having to stab a loved one that is vaxxed with a wood stake

Not vampires anon.

What are you a madman?

Zombies; Don't get too close.

Aim for the head with any range weapon.

Move in to remove the head when it's down.

Stay off the roads.

Keep indoors when it's getting dark.

They mostly come at night.

Mostly.

>>14531219

>I whacked his head against a cast iron radiator.

>I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse.

That you are anon.

That you are.

>>14531225

>I figure it's gonna be like the Michael Jackson Thriller movie/ video.

Modern society dictates Zombies will be on talent shows, in magazines, and have a guest appearance on Oprah.

Today we have Bill, vaccinated against covid in 2020. He died, then literally rose from the dead, to be hear today. Please welcome Bill

Tell us Bill what was it like coming back from the dead?

Brains

Would you still recommend vaccines?

Brains

Tugging on your chain a little there Bill, please calm yourself.

Brains

Then Oprah will turn to camera and tell us how we can help Bill. How we must combat Zombophobia. And if we help people like Bill it will stop climate change.

Now for a quick commercial break….

>>14531253

Kek!

>>14531278

>>14531308

>bring some pain to VanwaTech?

Didn't VanwaTech 'save' this board when Cloudflare fucked it off?

>>14531327

>>14531376

They are not 'high' anon.

What you see there are conceptual modern art installations.

The way they move to the ambient sound of the traffic, is a comment on modern society's over consumption and a reliance on fossil fuels.

The installations engage the public and make them think deeper about the wider issues of the planet. It also throws a light on global warming and the plight of the Okapi in the democratic republic of the Congo.

Philadelphia, so cultured.

Least, that's what I'm getting anyway.

>>14531414

>They are grooving to the slow waves of the Schumer resonance.

I knew there were other cultured anons here.

Grooving to the schumann resonance in order to bring attention to the plight of transgendered penguins living in the arctic circle

>>14531450

Top fucking Kek.

>Deranged penguin.

That's it. I will start a mental health trust for penguins.

Rake in millions to 'save them.

I'll live in a mansion looking down on the peasants.

The penguins and their derangement?

Fuck 'em, they don't know shit.