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Anon's transcript (disclaimer: fiction until proven true)
>Biden: President Xi, how the hell are you
>Xi: Don't fuck around, Joe. Did you do those things?
>Biden: You mean tell everyone I will make them take your death soup to contiue working? Yep, just did that. You should watch, I did good!
>Xi: Not that, you imbecile, the other thing!
>Biden: Oh, you mean letting that alien loose on that base in Ohio? Yep, just finished letting that one out of the cage. You should see the looks of the faces watching your chinese TV's! They are amazed that reports have gone silent.
>Xi: Not that either, you old idiot, the OTHER thing!
>Biden: Oh yeah! Yup. We've set up Feinstein's reanimates corpse to be broadcasted over all of our news channels. They won't know what hit 'em!
>Xi: You are dumber than I thought. I am talking about the naval vessels that you promised to leave empty for me
>Biden: Oh. I almost forgot about that one. Let me dig the lint out, then it's all yours.
>dialtone