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>>Readout of President Joseph R. Biden Jr. Call with President Xi Jinping of the People’s Republic of China
>>President Joseph R. Biden, Jr. spoke today with President Xi Jinping of the People’s Republic of China (PRC). The two leaders had a broad, strategic discussion in which they discussed areas where our interests converge, and areas where our interests, values, and perspectives diverge. They agreed to engage on both sets of issues openly and straightforwardly. This discussion, as President Biden made clear, was part of the United States’ ongoing effort to responsibly manage the competition between the United States and the PRC. President Biden underscored the United States’ enduring interest in peace, stability, and prosperity in the Indo-Pacific and the world and the two leaders discussed the responsibility of both nations to ensure competition does not veer into conflict.
Story correctly retold with edits from a dank American perspective
The Election Thief pRresident Joseph R. Biden, Jr. spoke today with President Xi Jinping of the People’s Republic of China (PRC).
The CCP "dear leader" gave a broad, strategic dictation to his bribed underling, in which Xi discussed areas where CCP interests must dominate,
and areas where American interests, values, and perspectives must not diverge from the CCP 5 year plan.
Biden agreed to bend over and take it up the ass openly and straightforwardly while eating ice cream.
This discussion, as pResident Biden made clear, was part of the United States’ ongoing effort to obsequiously manage the vassalization of the United States to the PRC.
pResident Biden underscored the United States’ enduring interest to surrender, faciliate collapse,
and be humiliated in the Indo-Pacific and around the world.
The CCP leader dictated the responsibility of Biden to ensure the complete hollowing out of the US Military by all means necessary
so the world does not veer into conflict.
Biden agreed and said, C'mon man… you know… the thing."