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Anonymous ID: 58b4c7 Sept. 11, 2021, 3:40 p.m. No.14560703   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>1089 >>1149 >>1288 >>1308

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/338708897

 

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME /POL/!!! Anonymous (ID: Vlu0pRet) 09/11/21(Sat)17:44:03 No.338708897▶>>338709028 >>338709108 >>338709118 >>338709225 >>338709244 >>338709294 >>338709400 >>338709404 >>338709484 >>338709533 >>338709546 >>338709552 >>338709560 >>338709601 >>338709617 >>338709743 >>338709752 >>338709754 >>338709802 >>338709918 >>338710040 >>338710068 >>338710130 >>338710179 >>338710310 >>338710334 >>338710346 >>338710353 >>338710359 >>338710366 >>338710476 >>338710494 >>338710500 >>338710532 >>338710574 >>338710820 >>338710839 >>338711057 >>338711099 >>338711251 >>338711261 >>338711307 >>338711379 >>338711408 >>338711430 >>338711481 >>338711527 >>338711569 >>338711629 >>338711855 >>338712527 >>338712555 >>338712674 >>338712848 >>338712898 >>338713006 >>338713103 >>338713280 >>338713351 >>338713468 >>338713541 >>338713796 >>338714059 >>338714124 >>338714203 >>338714264 >>338714300 >>338714314 >>338714323 >>338714500 >>338714501 >>338714814 >>338714992 >>338715166

 

I'm at my girlfriend's parents house for the first time trying to make a good impression. Her family is rich and right wing and very rude. I'm in the downstairs bathroom right now and I clogged the fucking toilet! Everytime I flush the water keeps overflowing and I just used all the towels to clean the water. Apparently it fucked up the upstairs bathroom because her cousin ran down stairs screaming that there's shit coming out of the shower drain. What the fuck is going on guys please help me. I guarantee all her guests are questioning the smell at this point. I'm locked in the bathroom for 20 minutes now sweating and literally crying. I don't know what to do and dinner is in a half hour. I'm so scared guys. Her dad already doesn't like me I think. I'm about to just run out and leave. How can I fix this, there isn't even a plunger!!!

Anonymous ID: 58b4c7 Sept. 11, 2021, 3:41 p.m. No.14560712   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>0722

People keep knocking on the door asking if I'm done. I'm a grown man and I can't stop crying. I haven't cried since I was kid. Even if I fix it my dress shirt is literally drenched in sweat.

Anonymous ID: 58b4c7 Sept. 11, 2021, 3:42 p.m. No.14560719   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>0747 >>1070

Why are you being like this just please tell me what to do. I don't know shit about plumbing. The water and shit is coming up through the shower upstairs I can hear them talk talking about it.

Anonymous ID: 58b4c7 Sept. 11, 2021, 3:44 p.m. No.14560730   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>338708897 (OP)

Listen soldier, Officer 88Heil on duty:

 

We must secure the existence of the white race and a future for white children so you must not fail, you need to cause good impresion and then impregnate your gf to do this we must solve the toilet crisis.

 

Follow the following procedure

1- Flush the toilet as much as you can until water is at limit

2- Proceed to kick the toilet in the right lower part like you are kicking a ball to pass it to a companion. Kick it with the right side of your foot.

3- Keep kicking the toilet and proceed to upgrade your strength while being constant at a stable frequency

 

If you do this correctly and are constant, the toilet will fix due suble differences in pressure created by your applied external force.

 

After you proceed report asap for next command.

Anonymous ID: 58b4c7 Sept. 11, 2021, 3:47 p.m. No.14560752   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>338713624

My shoes are wet and the right sleeve is soaked because it fells down when I out my arm in the toilet. I can't even sit at the table. I have to call.my dad