Maybe start with a sharp looking haircut.
>Just off the wires
*DEMOCRATS RELEASE TAX PLAN WITH 26.5% TOP CORPORATE TAX RATE
>Wait there's moar:
*HOUSE DEMOCRATS' PLAN SEEKS 3% SURTAX ON WEALTHIEST INDIVIDUALS
*DEMOCRATS' PLAN INCREASES CAPITAL GAINS RATE TO 25%
>It's as if they're trying to crash the economy