Mad @ Asian monkeys for reacting badly to my Hare Krishna scarf.

28% of Asians are pure evil monkeys.

I am glad that they're going away.

Dear God,

Please smack the shit out of those Asian monkeys who "attacked" me today.

As a matter of fact, please smack the shit out of all monkeys of all human races.

These monkey humans are no longer able to live as humans, from now on.