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Anonymous ID: f80b09 Sept. 19, 2021, 9:03 p.m. No.14620257   🗄️.is đź”—kun   >>0309

>>14617073 (pb)

>I wont do it anons. You are not taking me to the battery jizz farm to be milked raw by Soros.

>Those commie fucking scum.

 

General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh… women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh… I do not avoid women, Mandrake.

 

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.

 

General Jack D. Ripper: But I… I do deny them my essence.

Anonymous ID: f80b09 Sept. 19, 2021, 9:18 p.m. No.14620309   🗄️.is đź”—kun   >>0335

>>14620257

 

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No, I don't think I do, sir, no.

General Jack D. Ripper: He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

 

 

General Jack D. Ripper: Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?

 

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Well, no, I can't say I have.

 

General Jack D. Ripper: Vodka. That's what they drink, isn't it? Never water.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Well, I believe that's what they drink, Jack. Yes.

General Jack D. Ripper: On no account will a Commie ever drink water and not without good reason.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Yes. I - I don't quite see what you're getting at, Jack.

General Jack D. Ripper: Water. That's what I'm getting at. Water.

 

Watch the Water.

Anonymous ID: f80b09 Sept. 19, 2021, 9:26 p.m. No.14620335   🗄️.is đź”—kun   >>0337 >>0404

>>14620309

General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?

Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious… service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.