>[BANG BANG BANG BANG loud knocking on the front door]
>Agent: "Open up, we have to give you a COVID test"
>GUN Owner: "Go away, I don't need a test"
>Agent: "It's not an option. Open the door or we'll kick it down. We just need to stick a swab up your nose."
>GUN Owner: "Okay, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM"
>[Agent mops up partners blood with nose swab]
>GUN Owner: "Now son, that's how you deal with despots and tyrants. Ain't home schooling fun?"