You have convinced us all. The Earth is flat. Now what are you going to post about?
Never give your DNA to anyone.
This just keeps getting better.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/peteraldhous/cook-van-cuylenborg-murder-dna-genealogy?utm_term=.umOPAlB8O#.xtxym7KBZ
https://www.technologyreview.com/the-download/611172/another-arrest-shows-why-no-one-can-hide-from-the-genetic-detectives/