Not a blackpilled.
But kinda this.
Do push ups. At least. Every day.
What if it's just like…everything at once.
Martial law
Giant Meteor/planet flyby or strike
Blue beamed ayys followed quickly by actual ayys
CERN tearing a hole in spacetime
And nazi lizards coming out of Antarctica causing flooding and the maps of the world changing revealing lost cities/civs Thule Atlantis.
And then it's just the Spiderman meme for everyone.
Gecko brained demons that originate from inner earth