Bill Gates is worth 174 Billion zimbabwe buckadingdongs.Thats about a loaf of bread.
And you thought you had problems.
You know you're in Hell when your family counselor is a 26 y.o. lesbian with a family counseling certificate from a 2 year program that she got into because some Sorass was recruiting immoral, unscrupulous characters of her ilk, so she got a free ride and a total pass on grades, we don't need no steenking grades.
Jesus said, Call me. Don't follow assholes who say they are doing God's work.