Anonymous ID: 5fc786 Sept. 27, 2021, 6:30 a.m. No.14671543   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

Kek Bee nails it again

 

When you're out and about at your usual Trump rally, it can be hard to tell the feds apart from the regular, down-to-earth QAnon people.

 

Here are seven easy ways to spot a fed:

 

  1. Look for the telltale military cuts, FBI badges, and stains of blood from their secret Satanic child sacrifice ring: All clear signs this person may not be who they claim.

 

  1. Says "Greetings fellow Trump supporters, would you like to insurrect something on this fine morning?": Something feels off here.

 

  1. Keeps calling you "Mr. Anderson" for some reason: And they keep calling you the chosen one and trying to kill you. Weird!

 

  1. Their MAGA hat is clearly just an FBI hat with duct tape over it: FBI agents are not known for their creative disguises.

 

  1. Look for their forked lizard tongue and reptilian eyes: They will usually flick their tongues and hiss if you show them a LEGO set.

 

  1. Screeches in terror at the name of Donald Trump: Plus, touching the Art of the Deal will burn their hands.

 

  1. Their Apple AirPods have a curly wire hanging down and look suspiciously like an FBI earpiece - They may claim they're just jamming along to Carly Rae Jepsen, but they're really waiting for the go-ahead to take you down.

 

There you have it! Be careful out there!

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-easy-ways-to-spot-a-fed

Anonymous ID: 5fc786 Sept. 27, 2021, 7:41 a.m. No.14671854   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

>>14671745

They are like executives with a big salary, have meeting after meeting, but nothing is accomplished.

 

Congress is worse, they have to tout victories in sound bites on Twitter to prove their worth what they are paid.

But the next day its on to another pressing issue for Americans.What happened the Section 230 fight?Nothing because they all take money from their lobbyists. It disappeared in two days.

 

Nothing is ever done in DC!

 

Trump got an impressive amount done wothout their help!

Anonymous ID: 5fc786 Sept. 27, 2021, 8:14 a.m. No.14672077   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

Republicans like it that way, that way they can say, we cant get anything done because we are censored. All the while taking millions in donations from Tech!

 

https://twitter.com/JonSchweppe/status/1442502490981761039?s=20