He looks like a circumcised penis
His ancestors must be coneheads
Ready Freddy
Armpit fetish
You can learn a lot from video games. Doing the same thing over and over and only focusing on winning. Feels like it's just getting started
I'm not giving up. I better see your ass at the finish line
What is that
>insert
Be careful what you say anon some of us are easily triggered
Looks comfy
I once thought I'd impregnate the world's most amazing woman. For some reason, I still believe that
I WANT IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
I can't fuck myself because I'm saving for a special lady. She looked pretty fucking good the last time I saw her in blue. THICC
Yes I wanted to get her in the prone bone position.
>you are moar fvcked then you think
Que?
In all seriousness though, I would have left that night for Kim. All of those nights. I still would, and that's what makes me weak. Among all the other many weaknesses
Listen I'm dead fucking serious (no pun intended) I would left. I would have walked right out the door. I waited. I've done a lot of dumb shit, but I don't regret any of that. To think it would lead to this though is not what I expected
*would have left
Mr. Pig
Madame Puss in Boots then
Question: Minority Report or Eyes Wide Shut?
Really wishing God made me just a tiny bit smarter
>"They thought you would follow the stars"
That meant the astrological future predicted pattern right?
I ask God why I'm in this position almost every day anon. I know I'm not alone in that
>When you know what's coming, you position yourself to be the benefactor of future events.
I like to think that but lately it feels like a curse. There's a lot of Scorpio energy coming and I'm a little shook at what that will bring
GIVE ME ANOTHER HINT
Something was seen a while back. Now it's lining up. No coincidences
You're out of your fucking mind if you think I would ever do that
Mongo only pawn in game of life
Future Nostalgia