Post this on telephone polls around town.
Let the mayor know that we know.
Why, "no"?
Put some fear into them. ]We're[ coming. Won't be long now, Elmer! /1938worldsfair
Love it!
<"This is as good a time as any to mention a story I worked on last year about a startup: it measured levels of voice stress for call centers, and wanted to prove the tech worked on presidential candidates too. Apparently most politicians registered a level of stress in their tone, the kind our subconscious tends to pick up on, if their statements come close to fibbing.
<But the startup also said Trump had eerie, preternatural levels of calm in his voice, even when he was lying his face off. In the end, the voice analysis tech wasn't transparent or peer-reviewed enough for us to publish that as news. Still, it made intuitive sense—more so now that Trump's hypnotic tone and repeated use of "believe me" carried him to the presidency."
Sounds like he's dancing around "President Trump never lied" but wants to blame the detector instead!
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It's a poll of the citizens posted on a pole.
Apologies for the grammar compression, kitty.