Funny our dumb selves thought that was a live post and about to happen back then. Silly us. Who knew it was years away. Can’t wait for shit to hit the fan like that. Normies will be shook. Anons will be cheersing beers and laughing
>No one knows his training mysteries.
Blackmail and dominion. No way that turtle phaggot would ever win legitimately
>than you are able to comprehend
You know what’s bullshit? Not telling us the true nature of our power. Giving kids a Gatling gun and expecting they know how to use it is neglect.
Anon wants an A10. Could figure it out with a quick run-through. Barrel rolls for days. Bbbbbbbrrrrrrrttttttt
It may sound harsh and not loving but if jab-takers start getting seriously ill anon would be moar pissed at them for being retarded than sad. Anon has had one success and that has been to have anons family avoid jabs because of their historical failures and harm. A few would drop but anon would be throwing out the “I told you so’s”.
>Refuse to react and they take more. React and they enact the plans they've had waiting for decades.
There is one winning move. Flip the entire table and punch opponent in the mouth. Can’t move chess pieces when their jaw is broken in multiple spots and pieces are scattered all over the floor
I know I could do it. Way past my prime to ever achieve that, though. Show me how to land it and anon would be brrrrtttttttt’ing the enemy like Top Gun. “Requesting a fly-by” kek
Got my training playing Sewer Shark on Sega CD. Kek “push the envelope back a little” Kek
>like a sack of potatoes
Perhaps the spud gun makes a comeback? It’s not too much longer. A little Aqua Net hairspray and some pvc and we have a carbohydrate war on our hands
I live that I make them drink so many beers following me around lololol. They can’t keep up kek. Where is that video of the fed dancing and his gun falls out and shoots someone in the leg? Dumb bastards
Kek! That’s hilarious. Wonder if those phaggot feds have tramp stamps. Would wager they do. Not because i think they do but is funny to at least suggest it may be possible. Kek. Phaggots. The lot of them. Know why? Setting people up. Aiding im eff effs. That’s why. Anon would quit and piss on the floor on the way out the door
>piss sitting down
That’s funny, anon. Our jokes will be studied for millennia. Some kid on a low-earth orbit university will be reading your shitpost and it will take up a whole semester just figuring out what we meant. Love that.
Anon remembers the story of eff bee eye setting up poor black dudes in Newburgh, Ny. They wanted a story and were assigned to create it. Anon got a tour of the once-great city to look at properties. Can guarantee those dudes would have taken the fed money and bought drugs because the cabal has made life so shitty that drugs are the only escape for some. The judge said the same. Don’t know who that judge was because anon just paid attention at the time. It was post-9/11 and the phaggots needed their headlines. Could’ve just offered them a bucket of chicken and they would’ve agreed to anything the phaggots said. Fact
>my life is about 5000% better,
Yeah. Anon just gave up. Not sure there is enough PBR’s to kill me but I’m gonna try. Only love is shitposting. Hopefully future anons take the torch. Will go down with a cheers and organ failure