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President of the United States of America, Joe Biden, has suffered a major hemorrhagic stroke. An emergency meeting has been called to swear in Vice President Harris as the Commander in Chief under the 25th Amendment, suggesting that President Biden is not deceased but rather effectively braindead.

A memo has been sent to everyone within the Executive and the +4 line of succession detailing what information can be discussed, including but not limited to the “rumor” that the Covid-19 booster shot may have been the factor leading to the brain injury.

A secret service team was spotted escorting Hunter from his residence in DC to the White House along with Jill Biden, who was visiting for dinner earlier this evening.

Military JCoS and two members of the Supreme Court are said to be in attendance for the swearing in of the 47th President, Kamala Harris.

No word on who Kamala may be appointing as her VP, however rumor is that former President Barack Obama’s wife, Michelle Obama, has been spotted at Reagan airport this evening. This rumor comes after a longtime ‘conspiracy theory’ surfaced that the replacement of Biden’s presidency with Harris would come soon after his inauguration, whereas former First Lady Michelle Obama would take Harris’ former office as Vice President.