You’re about to get the turbo setting again, Cooper.
They should stop by some time.
Oh, wait. They have.
Orkin man sucks at getting rid of ants.
Chemlawn guy ain’t greening muh lawn.
UPS guy knows my dogs name and favorite treats.
Who the fuck really are these people?
What they say they are? Sure.
Kek.
How does anyone know if they make that shit up or knot?
Trust the science…
They fabricate this nonsense to sell subscriptions to Science journal. Fuck, everyone is buying it now.