>>14701541

Ahead of Schedule. And under budget I hope.

Bill Gates Hanged at GITMO Ahead of Schedule.

On Friday morning convicted murderer and Microsoft founder Bill Gates got a surprise wakeup call when U.S. Marines entered his Camp Delta cell and informed him that JAG had rescheduled his execution from October 5 to at once. Without giving a reason for the rescheduling, they told Gates an execution detail would soon arrive to escort him to newly erected gallows on GITMO’s southern edge, near to where other Deep State criminals had met the hangman’s noose.

https://realrawnews.com/2021/10/bill-gates-hanged-at-gimo-ahead-of-schedule/

>>14701759

He blue screened.

But something went wrong. His neck did not immediately snap; rather, he dangled in the air, his legs flailing wildly and his eyes bulging from their sockets as if to burst. A guttural, gurgling sound escaped his lips as his handcuffed arms tried in vain to grab the rope from which he was hanging.

“Rear Adm. Crandall’s assistant asked if they should cut Gates down, but the admiral said no, that the sentence would be carried out despite technical difficulties. Gates hung there for about 4-5 minutes, alive, before strangulation killed him. They then cut him down, and a doctor said he was dead. Bill Gates is no more,” our source said.

Real Raw News reached out to Paul Knoll, a Professor Emeritus at the University of Southern California and expert in medieval executions.

“A successful hanging is no simple task. Variables include the person’s height and weight, and the drop distance, and those are taken into consideration when deciding the length of rope needed. If any of those variables are not calculated for, precisely, the hanging can fail and the victim can suffer a very long and painful strangulation,” Professor Knoll said.

>>14701772

>This was fake. This board was the perfect honeypot to stage the campaign.

Fact is most Americans never hear of this board. And they definitely never heard of you. And thanks for telling me what I should be looking forward to and preparing for. The do over happened in 1963 which is just a few years outside your daily attention span. Ketch-up.

>>14701784

1. Bring it.

>>14701838

Two days after Prince Spaghetti day.

>>14701708

They are running out of runway. This will have to crash.

>>14701908

Frigg that.

>>14701909

They all want to cash in. It's always about money, power or sex. Or some combination there of. Any questionable situation can be solved by applying this time tested proof.

>>14702206

Great photo. Mitt was invited to dinner and got eaten alive.