911! Anon needs medical advice!
So like I'm bitching about these noisy fucking bugs and my toothless hillbilly neighbor says something like " OH NO! friend the ones with white butts will give you a killer buzz"!
Any way I'm fucking all cut up, dehydrated and tripping balls, got paranoid ass fuck so went on line and found this toothy nigger that says my
Balls are going to fall OFF!
I don't know what I am moar afraid of dying from losing my balls or the irony!