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>ABC-TV message for normies
At this point, anyone still watching network television deserves to be turned into a gay infertile tranny genetic dead-end and bred out of existence. Goodbye, see you never again.
>That's just an easy way to absolve who is responsible. There's no "off planet" to blame. They are all right here.
No dude they are legit being taken off the planet and literally fed as food to other sentient species. They consume your spiritual essence AND your flesh. Your soul becomes lost in the extradimensional maze of their astral body and it is tortured on a long, long, long time scale to extract more spiritual energy as your spirit cries out to the creator for help.
Plausible but thin and weak, the "heard round the world" part does not apply. Nobody noticed this shit except you and the people on here who bothered to read.
>Except that there are no planets… but sure okay.
Oh neat are we doing flat earth shit tonight? It's been a while, hit me son!
If your gay degenerate faggot partner farts while you are fucking his bum-hole then you will get farts inside your dick, which is fatal.
>neat story, bro
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT get into the spaceships. They will not take you anywhere good.
Nuclear Gandhi is so fucken based.