>be chinese soldier

>deploy in american pig dog port city

>fifty soldiers fall into the ocean and drown during deployment

>confused dock workers watch us pass by on our glorious march to victory

>local police try to stop us.

>there are over a dozen american pig dog police

>four hundred comrades fall to this mighty force

>we overwhelm them, and push onward.

>now police and militia have formed an actual defense

>ten thousand chinese infantry die in glory to this

>we push them back

>now the army of the american pig dogs has arrived

>they have sent a whole platoon!

>we are nearly beaten back, as ninety thousand chinese troops sacrifice themselves for the people of china

>we overwhelm them after three hard fought days

>finally, we have advanced one mile inland. Victory will soon be ours!