Covered in gold
It does. Go out in the deep woods and live like Bigfoot. Don't ever let anyone see you unless by total accident, if they do see you just move along and go deeper into the woods.
Become primative.
Nice try shitheads.
That's only gonna keep the tourists away.
Surfers (locals) don't give a damn if we get tar on our feet.
Have you taken enough names yet?
When is it ass kicking time?