Nah they're fine, its how shes holding the camera (camera is tilted). Just tilt your head and the boobs are perfecto
BEWARE. Sometimes your [cover] is what kills you.
All things break under pressure.
When do birds sing?
Here you are, my friend. If you wish to thank me, post beautiful women.
Looks like a very high-quality shitpost. This person is (probably) not John Durham and is recording this in front of a green screen.
Note: missing mole, has more hair, wrong eyebrows, etc.
>Good point. They probably have enough food in there to last a few years
No, no. They've gone way beyond that with sustainable regenerative systems. If left alone, they could remain comfy for a very, very long time. What we would need to do in that situation is pump drilling mud into the air vents and basically not stop until no more air bubbles come up.
If Anon had to guess he would say that's was was done to the underground cities of the elite of the last civilization. Wouldn't that be a fun excavation…!
Shes a porker that smells like wheat and tobacco, you can do better cruising bars at 1am.
>Interesting. Any sauce on that?
Naw, totally a guess\conjecture. I bet Africa used to be a lot nicer. Anon supposes that the last war for the planet got really nasty, with scalar weapons that atomized entire cities and the land itself, producing the preponderance of sterile desert one now finds there. If there were underground cities, it seems unlikely they would have been left to fester.
>Amy Schumer is on a strict diet to lose weight for her upcoming lead role in the John Candy biopic.
>Omigod. Tainting the memory of a great man. Sacrilege.
That fat bitch looks like she ATE John Candy like shes the fucking eel woman or some shit.
cr in ge
High-insight post, dubdubs check'd
When she gives head it counts as anal
CH-CH-CHECKED!
Alright fuckers, you knew this was coming. You've forced me to do this.
>You know whats great about being a man? It takes no effort.
Sounds like some shit a fat incel would say while pouring out of his lounge shorts in his 1600\mo California studio apartment.
God's work, anon.
Please stop posting and lurk moar.