>I'm always cackling like a madman in the silence of the dead of night.
Cackle away, fren.
>Amy Schumer is on a strict diet to lose weight for her upcoming lead role in the John Candy biopic.
Is it just anon, or does that make it sound like she needs to lose weight to play the role of John Candy?
> My son is transgendered…I'm pretending I'm ok with that.
You'll have to make it moar clear what you mean by son.
Not sure if chick with dick or dude in a dress.
Anon needs to learn how to turn ramen noodles into booze. It might be Debbie's list hope.
Dat faggot dyes his hair.
>You know whats great about being a man? It takes no effort.
Sometimes ya gotta put in a little effort.
One of the best moments in television.