Eat Pork!

It is good and healthy to eat pork!

If you do not eat pork, you will not be allowed access to:

1) public transportation

2) malls and grocery stores

3) employment

If you refuse to eat pork, your children will be taken into protective custody.

If you post any negative comment online concerning the consumption of pork, you will be banned from all social media. This includes stating any religious edict that forbids the consumption of pork.

If you publicly demonstrate your refusal to eat pork, you will become a designated a terrorist and delt with accordingly.

If you do not have your valid Pork Pass in your possession at all times, you will be arrested and sent to a detention center for corrective action.

If you allow anyone entry into your residence who has not eaten pork, you will be arrested and imprisoned for life.

If you ever encounter anyone in public who has not eaten pork or does not have a valid Pork Pass in their possession, you must report this incident immediately to the Pork Consumption Awareness Center. Simply dial 911 for assistance.

Since you were willing to defile your sanctified body and mind with an experimental serum that has known severe side effects and is coersively administered without any legal recourse to any injury it may cause anyone, and that you waived your right to informed consent before receiving your dosage, explain why you refuse to eat pork again?

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