That’s right, ladies and gentlemen!
It’s time to play…
NAME YOUR FAVORITE TRUMP LIE!!!!
>catchy jingle
>audience applause
Host: welcome, anons.You all know why we’re here. It’s time to play “Name your favorite Trump lie”! Let’s get started. Anon #1, name your favorite Trump lie…
Anon #1: “I’m going to drain the swamp!”
>audience laughter
Host: oh my, that’s a good one, anon. Well done. Anon #2, you’re up. Name your favorite Trump lie.
Anon #2: “We going to build the wall. And Mexico is going to pay for it.”
>audience applause
Host: strong answer, anon. That never did pan out for him, did it? Alright, Anon #3, bring us home! Name your favorite Trump lie.
Anon #3: “You’re going to get so tired of winning, you’re going to say PLEASE, Mr President. I can’t take all of this winning!”
>audience cheering
Host: well that does it for us. Thanks to all of you watching from home and joining the program tonight. We’ll see you tonmorow night for another episode of Name Your Favorite Trump Lie!
>audience applause