https://babylonbee.com/partydoesnotmattee.html
From The Bee
PRESIDENT TRUMP TESTS HIS ASSERTION THAT POLITICAL PARTIES DONT MATTER BY ASKING ALL TRUMP SUPPORTERS TO ABANDON THE RINO REPUBLICANS AND JOIN THE DEMOCRAT PARTY WITH HIM
In a plot twist from Hell, Donald John Trump singlehandedly takes Republican party membership down to an astonishing low of 17 members. “Its great being a Democrat now”, said one trump supporter, “now we can actually be racist”. White Democrats, though, have been training for just this moment. One life long Democrat and recent BLM protester said “I’ve been teaching classes to my fellow white racists on how to fully hate themselves. Some students were not fully embracing their truth, but now that Democrats identify as Trump supporters, their self hatred is blossoming like I’d never dreamed”. Political analysts have called the move 'the most brilliant move in the history of politics, virtually guaranteeing complete victory for Trump in 2024.