The stars in Orion aren't close together.
Also, the only unknown recorded gravity waves came from the direction of Betelgeuse , though the source could technically be anywhere from somewhere within our solar system to the edge of the visible universe, you know, just IN THE DIRECTION of Beatlejuice.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_gravitational_wave_observations
Yes I know wiki sucks a bucket of dicks, but you really can't partisan-fuck this subject, and it's got a convenient list
The detection in question is the only one on the list with a ? in the luminosity distance field. It was detected by all three detectors, and it was very fast and faint (if I remember correctly) It was observed on Jan 14. 2020.
My most outlandish theory is that we detected an Alcubierre drive nearby, probably deactivating while headed towards Earth (which should theoretically create a gamma ray burst but I don't think so). The signal is just too fast and weak to be neutron stars or black holes merging or whatever
Rambling for no reason
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