Dear Irony,
William Shatner, who played a space vessel captain for years on TV, is going to space. Could the Irony gods please give him a heart attack? I will be filled with a warm glow if Cartain Kirk dies on his first time in space.
Thanks.
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/10/11/star-trek-actor-william-shatners-flight-to-space-delayed-by-a-day/
>felt pain in lower left lobe earlier
That's very specific.
Intriguing.
You sure they haven't put, you know, the chip in there while you were sleeping.
Do you frequently have blocks of time you cannot account for?
Have you ever woken in a place you didn't go to sleep, without knowing how you got there?
Have you noticed 'strangers' around your property at any time?
Lastly, how is the water tasting. Has it changed?
I think they got you anon.
I was moar concerned about the ear thing you mentioned.
I'm sure you'll be fine anon.
Good Luck!
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Bless you /pol/ You beautiful bastards.
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