She dictated this to a real, not very good writer. What came out of her cud chewing mouth prolly was exactly this trite and juvenile.
Possible excerpts:
"We came, we saw, he died…CACKLE"
"Yeah baby, we roasted those kids at Waco, what a hoot"
"Why aren't I up FIFTY POINTS???"
"Every female my hubby ever porked was a money grubbing ho, even the ones he forced"