Do you know how small 200sq ft is? Imagine trying to raise a family in one of those pieces of shit. They'd find me on the floor with one end of a noose around my neck and a broken particleboard beam on the other end.
Why does the head look so much like it was copied and pasted onto the body?
No way this is an actual excerpt. Does the entire book read like a summary written 30 minutes before the deadline?