Nobody'd ever attempt at impregnating those cows. Since no man would give them their seed, skinnier women shouldn't have the ability or desire to keep them. So, they fight with jealousy in their hearts. They've already lost.
To avoid the east coast tsunami
>to the mighty mississip
Hmmm. Earlier estimate was 20 miles inland. 1500 miles inland would be one giant wave.
Would mean 'watch the water' was a warning that the people will not be notified.