White to move and checkmate in 4.
White Rook to C7 Check
Black rook recaptures on C7
Queen to G7 Check
Black King has one square. King to E8
Queen to F8 Check
Black King has only one square again. D7
Queen to D8 mate.
Black Queen is pinging White Rook on G2
Bishop takes on G2 - Check.
I would totally love to see a movie where Joe Biden stars as himself as President.
The movie could begin showing us his every morning ritual.
A dog waiting for him in the bathroom trying to help him take off his socks.
Biden proceeds to the kitchen to make himself some breakfast but the staff suggest that they will make his meal for him. Biden agrees and insists that the bread be burnt black to a crisp so he has a reason to be in a bad mood for the rest of the day.
Biden on his way to the White House decides to stop his motorcade and throw the driver out and remind everyone he is POTUS and he can do whatever the fuck he wants.
>FUCK THE MOTORCADE AND LET'S GRAB SOME ICE CREAM
Shouts Biden.
Biden is reminding everyone that the vehicle that they are in weighs 27,000 tons of steel and that traffic lights are for peasants.
While Biden and his team are looking for a place to purchase their ice cream he decides to put on the radio.
>The Radio silently plays talking about his approval ratings and Afghanistan debacle
Biden realizes he is listening to Ben Shapiro and starts banging on the radio to only take out a grenade to fix the radio problem for good.
Anders, a SS man sitting in the passenger seat tries to reason with Biden saying "this grenade is inside with us of this 27,000 ton machine, it doesn't give us the protection we need from it".
Biden becomes FURIOUS and says "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! CORNPOP HAD A BABY WITH JEWISH GIRL AND WE ARE LISTENING TO THE SON OF CORNPOP BY THE NAME OF BEN SHAPIRO".
Anders and Biden fight over the grenade while swerving all over the place on the road.
An icecream van was spotted by Anders and Anders immediately points at it saying "WE FOUND OUR ICE CREAM MR. PRESIDENT!"
Biden slams on the brakes and thanks Anders for being so observant and puts the grenade back in his pocket to only touch the radio softly and say "I'll see you in 15 minutes".
Biden notices a bunch of kids approaching the ice cream van and tells everyone in the vehicle to "buckle up" because they "are not going to take our ice cream".
Biden steps on the gas, running over mailboxes to only crash into the van, get out of the vehicle and tell the kids he is the POTUS and that it's his ice cream.
The parents are shocked to see Biden looking so strong and healthy and full of energy. He just crashed his vehicle and he is perfectly fine.
Biden starts commentating on the 50 different kinds of ice cream and notices the kids hair.
He starts smelling two girls hair, a blonde and a redhead. He starts saying how maybe he is in the mood for two ice cream cones. He says he'll take butterscotch vanilla because he likes the blondes hair. He then says he'll have strawberry ice cream because the redhead girls hair reminds him of how strawberry has more soul than the girls hair he is touching.