>It's a warthog, with tusks that can rip you open.
>Can I pet it?
Sure, sure why the fuck not? People I know are always going on trips to 'pet the warthogs'
Every weekend its 'You wanna take the kids to pet the warthogs?'
When real life turns out to not be a Disney movie.
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