Off topic and for the keks.
I live in Bonganistan and run a very small hotel and basically do everything myself.
Well, today when I went to clean a room, I heard a strange electronic whirring and wondered wtf it was. As soon as I opened the door, I understood.
It's magic mushroom season here and these fuckers had hundreds of these little fungi laid out on newspaper with a fan blowing over them to dry them.
I left a wee love note telling them not to stress that they were discovered.
Live and let live and enjoy life, I say. Kek.
And before anyone kicks off, not all spirals are pedo spirals.