ALEC BALDWIN IS A CRIMINAL MASTER MIND

Alec is probably unironically a textbook psychopath unable to feel remorse or guilt and obsessed with terrorizing the people around him, verbally and physically abusing them. I bet Alex probably strangled a few highway prostitutes before but that was not enough Alec needed to get that ultimate sexual thrill: destroying a beautiful blond women on camera, in front of onlookers, and then getting away with it. The ultimate triumph over his victim.

Once he's pardoned Alec is probably going to write a book about it to cash in on it, relive the moment again, savor all the details, her contorted face, the bafflement of the crew, the invigorating smell of the barrel smoke of his murder weapon. It will be the ultimate humiliation of his victim, something he can masturbate to even years later.

>>14857122

HE IS PROVING TRUMP IS OUT, AND BRANDON IS IN, HE IS BACK TO BEING CAPABLE OF SHOOTING PEOPLE IN PUBLIC AND GET AWAY WITH IT.

REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP SAID HE COULD GO OUTSIDE AT NY, SHOT SOMEONE AND GET AWAY WITH IT? REMEMBER THE LEFT TAKING IT LITERALLY TO CALL TRUMP HITLER?

WELL GUESS WHO PISSED RELENTLESSLY OVER TRUMP AND GUN OWNERS AND NOW IS PROVING HE CAN -ACTUALLY, FOR A FACT- SHOOT SOMEONE, MURDER THEM, AND THEN GET AWAY WITH IT.

THIS IS NOT IRONIC, THIS IS LEFT HYPOCRICY.

>>14857178

AWWWWW GATITU BEBE :3

>>14857179

YO, BRANDON

THERE IS NO PODIUM THERE BRO

>>14857189

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

>>14857205

OH LOOK WILLIAM BAR, SON OF THE CIA AGENT THAT CREATED AND WAS THE LOVER OF EPSTEIN

>>14857281

KIK

>>14857270

>Elton John

You mean William Bar?

>>14857363

that creature looks oddly human…

…certainly in full control of his cognitive abilities, not inbred at all…

>>14857392

as in "six feet under"

because roses over tombs

secrets go to the tomb

but we all know everything comes to light, hence the typewriter, but then again probably just a prop, a reminder to stay away from her and let her have a fucking shot at being human for a while before she dies like the tired circus elephant she is

>>14857434

feels good mang

>>14857158

BALDWIN IS SUCH A BRAVE MAN, ALMOST AS BRAVE AS KATLYN JENNER

>>14857453

PRECISELY

Why this is so satisfying, I just recall him pandering and sowing hate and division during Trumps tenure… he deserves this so much, and then you realize how he treated his daughter…

but then you realize he probably was fucking the woman, a married woman, she did not want to do what he wanted so he asserted himself as the boss he is

HE DID THIS ON PURPOSE

>>14857525

playing it on repeat in Spotify as well, over and over again 24/7, I am not using my account and I already paid for 3 months, so at least putting my money to good use

LETS GO BRENDON!

>>14857553

better yet, yesterday they killed one of the harsher "leaders" of the gulf cartel (leaders under impeached governor Cabeza de Vaca, who is the head of the cartel currently)

>>14857555

witnessed