Let us pray, fags.
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Lord:
Please protect this board. Protect those on the side of LIGHT and GOOD, those who come here to do thy work, as instruments of thy divine will, in furtherance of carrying out THY PLAN.
We TRUST the plan. We TRUST those that you have chosen to TRUST.
We beg you, please watch over our President as you guide him through this ordeal.
Lord, we ask that you please watch over those who are yet to awaken to the evils of this world, and that you shield them from those evils, and gently guide them in their awakening as all of this EVIL comes to be known…and soundly defeated.
We implore you: PROTECT THIS NATION, THIS WORLD, AND ITS PEOPLE in this time of struggle, Lord.
We humbly ask you: PLEASE protect those people, some of them children, who find themselves victim of the EVIL plaguing this planet, shield them as that EVIL lashes out in its final throes of death.
We beg you, Lord: bring the lulz, that we may all laugh together as one Nation…under God.
Lord: we ask that you protect ALL of those involved in spreading this information; PROTECT them from all manner of EVIL out to stop them from doing so. Lord…please let that information reach those that need it most, that it might awaken them, shining a LIGHT on that which has been DARK for TOO long.
Finally Lord, we ask you humbly to bless this Bread, that it might feed starving minds with the food that matters most: knowledge.
In Jesus' name.
Amen.