>>14897680
>Bust you damn ass to get shit on.
a little bird waited too long before heading south for winter. along the way he was caught in a freezing blizzard. he exhausted himself fighting against the gail force winds with wings ladden with ice. inevitably he fell to the ground and landed in a frozen farmer's field. he looked around and seeing nothing but ice and snow, he resigned himself to the fact that he was going to die there. just as he was about to lose consciousness, along came the farmer's cow, who dropped a giant steaming load of shit right on top of the poor little bird. great, he thought, now i'm going to spend my last moments up to my eyeballs in shit. but the cow's shit was WARM. the little bird's iced up wings were thawed out in no time. he could feel strength returning to his whole body as the warmth of the shit flooded in. at the same time, the storm broke and the sky cleared overhead. the little bird realized that he had been given a second chance at life, and that he was not going to die just yet. he was so overcome with joy, he burst into song. chirping as loud as he could, he immediately caught the attention of the farmer's cat, who came right over and pulled the little bird out of the shit, snapped his neck, and ate him for a snack.
there are three morals to this story…
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not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
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not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
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when you're up to your eyeballs in shit, it's best to keep your big mouth shut.